Anonymous: may I join the worms?

worm-suggestion:

hello,

Thank you for your interest, and yes you may. Simply just go outside and get in dirt. Thanks

beltsquid:

brainstatic:

Not sure what’s funnier, thinking Obama was president in 2005 or not realizing that’s a picture of Condoleezza Rice.

Deflecting criticism of the Trump administration by blaming the Obama administration for a disaster that happened under the George W. Bush administration AND the inability to tell two black women apart is like, the entire GOP brand in one shit diamond of a hot take

Anonymous: what are ur thoughts on the new taylor swift song?

sumayyahs-deactivated20180319:

its actually incredibly unsettling to see someone go through their “welcome to my twisted mind” phase at the age of 27

certai-n:

What I live for

moosefeels:

maccesmellerbee:

riza-hotguy:

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

winryapplepie kittenarmor

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THOSE WERE METAPHORICAL

no one believes that middle america is super weird until they see pics and it cracks me up every time.

sherolck:

i have no followers on twitter and i wanted to show this off

dxphni:

hellyeahrihannafenty:

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

cherry-peaches-blackbeaches:

moonlandingwasfaked:

this is how bernie can still win

@theasanas only he can save America

Schoolgirl finds sword in Cornish lake where Arthur left Excalibur

sadiie:

knightsofthegaytable:

Well, looks like Matilda Jones, aged seven, is the new ruler of Great Britain sorry I don’t make the rules.

Listen, cute kids paddlin’ in ponds findin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic discovery.

kittenanarchy:

Other girls:

  • so hot
  • really strong and opinionated and brave
  • always nice and supportive
  • cool af, doing good things, smart
  • awesome

Me:

  • also pretty hot
  • really strong and opinionated and brave
  • always nice and supportive
  • cool af, doing good things, smart
  • also awesome. what the heck. turns out every girl is cool, including me?
  • nice